It’s 2004. Beanie babies are flying off the shelves, Shrek 2 is a box office hit, and Britney Spears is not a girl, not yet a woman. 14-year-old Shelby Hinkley has kidnapped Tobey Maguire, at the height of his career, to force him into marrying her. Join Baker Miller Pink for a parasocially unhinged Y2K comedy, complete with the upside-down kiss you didn't know you needed this Valentine's Day.
February 12-15th 2026 at The Studio at Vertigo Theatre
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CAST
Conrad Belau as BRENDA DEE CANKLES
Chelsea Howell-Fellows as SHELBY HINCKLEY
Greg Wilson as TOBEY MAGUIRE
CREATIVE TEAM
Cayley Wreggitt - Director
Chandler Ontkean - Stage Manager*
Lisa Floyd - Lighting Designer
Danelle White - Sound Designer
Claire Aldridge - Set & Costume Designer
Samantha Ketsa - Choreographer & Intimacy Director
Original Production Produced by Jacob Stuckelman.
“I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. www.concordtheatricals.com
This is a Canadian Actors’ Equity Association production under the Artists’ Collective Policy.
Special Thanks to Vertigo Theatre's Company in Residence Program and Seven24 Films for their support.
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